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Windows source code

Author PeKa
Registered
#1 | Posted: 6 Sep 2002 17:00 
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Project release-date: Summer 1998
Original version date: Aug 1994
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrullz.h"


#define INSTALL = HARD


char_make_prog_look_big(1600000000)


void main()
{
while (!chrashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50mb_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totaly_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu))
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, somethimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",0_create);

while (something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

Author Team
8-)
#2 | Posted: 6 Sep 2002 19:20 
:))))

Author 4days
Champi0n
#3 | Posted: 6 Sep 2002 23:22 
roflmao :)

your mouse has moved, windows must be restarted for the changes to take effect.

Author PeKa
Registered
#4 | Posted: 10 Sep 2002 13:57 
*löl*

Restarting now ^_^'

Author PC_Freak
Registered
#5 | Posted: 30 Dec 2002 14:34 
hehe Linux = much better!

Author Anonymous
Guest
#6 | Posted: 13 Feb 2004 18:17 
losers.

Author Anonymous
Guest
#7 | Posted: 4 Dec 2007 08:58 
bill sux

yuk yuk

Author Anonymous
Guest
#8 | Posted: 16 Dec 2007 19:35 
TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code
quattest

Author tom322
Registered
#9 | Posted: 19 Feb 2008 10:36 
4days:
mouse has moved, windows must be restarted for the changes

151515

1515151

Author Guest
#10 | Posted: 25 Feb 2008 10:37 
Anon post

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